Tuesday 5 October 2010

28. World’s Greatest Lover (2), at a bus stop, midnight, Bristol City Centre

Jack-the-Lad (24):  I’ve told the boss, I said I’m having next week off.  I’ve just got to detox.

Drinking buddy (24):  So what are you going to do on this week off?

Jack-the-Lad:  Detox, mate.  Chill out, go down the gym...

Drinking buddy:  ...give up the fags, the booze and the birds?

Jack-the-Lad:  No, I enjoys me fags.  And a lad’s got to have a drink, innee?

Drinking buddy:  ...so the birds then......

Jack-the-Lad (patiently):  No mate, that’s the point, I ain’t had any of them in months, got to detox.

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