Jack-the-Lad (21), over a pint of beer: This short blonde bird comes up to me and says hello and I’m like “Who’s she?” And it turns out we had a good time on New Year’s Eve after the others went home...
Drinking buddy (24): You shocker! Gordon Bennett!* You couldn’t remember her?
Jack-the-Lad: Well, sort of… but I was, like, blank. She goes “Don’t you remember me?” and I goes “Yeah, I remember how freezing it was in that lounge...”
Drinking buddy: Couldn’t you even remember that she was a blonde?
Jack-the-Lad: You don’t look at the mantelpiece while you’re poking the fire, know what I mean?
*Expression of surprise used in Bristol and other places...
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