Scene:  A mother is six months pregnant with her third child.  Her three year-old comes into the room when she is just getting ready to get into the shower. 
 
 
Child: Yes I know, but what's growing in your bum?
Three year old child (female):  Mummy, you’re getting fat!
Mother:  Yes, sweetheart, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.
Child: Yes I know, but what's growing in your bum?
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