Saturday, 26 March 2011

199. All-time Favourite Jokes Series – Out of the mouths of babes… (5)

Scene:  A mother is six months pregnant with her third child.  Her three year-old comes into the room when she is just getting ready to get into the shower.
Three year old child (female):  Mummy, you’re getting fat!

Mother:  Yes, sweetheart, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.
Child:  Yes I know, but what's growing in your bum?


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