Wednesday, 2 March 2011

175. All-time Favourite Jokes Series – Transcription of Air Traffic Control Chatter (12 of 12)

Background:  As told by a regular Easy Jet flyer – “I fly ‘queasy jet’ weekly, so I know the cabin crews quite well.  One day we landed very hard at Stansted airport and Stuart the Cabin Manager came over the tannoy as usual and said –

Stuart:  Ladies and Gentlemen, for those of you still conscious, welcome to London Stansted, on behalf of ‘Captain Bash’, once we drag the remains of the plane to the gate and prise off the door you can jump from the wreckage and sprint to the terminal before we explode.
It went down very well and Stuart is now a Base Commander I believe.”


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