Wednesday, 23 March 2011

196. On a British Airways flight just before takeoff

Lady Passenger № 1 (28):  I hope we arrive on time in Bristol – my timings are bit tight…

Lady Passenger № 2 (40):  I’ve got bad news for you – this flight is going to Glasgow not Bristol.

Lady № 1:  Oh my God – no, this is a Bristol flight!

Lady № 2:  I think you’ll find we’re going to Glasgow – but let’s check with the stewardess.


Stewardess:  This is a flight to Bristol.  I’ll check with the Captain whether we can get you off the plane.

Lady № 2:  But I want to go to Glasgow, somebody checked me in, I want this plane to take me to Glasgow…

With thanks to Julie.


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