It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the minister leaned over and said -
“That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?”
The little girl replied, directly into the minister's clip-on microphone –
“Yes, and my Mum says it's a bitch to iron.”