Wednesday, 25 May 2011

256. All-time favourite joke series

A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

Teacher:  How do you know that the cat was dead?

Pupil:  Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move.

Teacher:  You did WHAT?

Pupil(Uncertainly) I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move...


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