Chavette (18): Oy, don’t flick water at me you idiot, I’m off to work.
Chav (20): Bah – now you’re pretending you have a serious job ‘cos you’re sitting in a chair for 8 hours a day.
Chavette: Havin’ your ass in a chair for 8 hours a day when you don’t wanna be there and they pay you for it, that’s a serious job.
(Gustavo’s comment: I’m with the Chavette 100%)
Loosely translated from Blogudeces de la Vida Cotidiana, with thanks to Gustavo.