Office Manager (40): the corridor is looking so much better and brighter isn’t it?
Workman in overalls covered in paint (30): Yep. Better, innit? Ooh, I’ve got to put up a ‘wet paint’ sign...
Office Manager: shall I do one for you?
Workman: No ta, I’ve got a piece of paper here and a pen. How do you spell “wet”?
Office Manager: That’s W – E - T
Office Manager: Do you need me to spell “paint”?
Workman: No, ta, I’ll get that off the tin.