Scene: Conversation about parking tickets
Stylist (42): My brother got a ticket the other week – he was doing nearly 50 miles per hour in a 30 speed limit, cheeky boy. The dean didn’t take kindly to it either.
Female customer (57): What’s it got to do with the dean?
Stylist: It’s his boss. He’s a canon in the Church of England.
(For a few startled seconds only the sound of the hairdryers could be heard)