Scene: The pilot of a Cherokee 180 is told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 lands. The DC-8 lands, rolls out, turns around, and taxies back past the Cherokee.
Member of DC-8 crew: (who has got hold of the radio) "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"
Cherokee Pilot: (Not about to let the insult go by) "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough for another one."