151. All-time Favourite Jokes Series – Transcription of Air Traffic Control Chatter (7 of 12)

Scene:  Overheard by a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance at Munich airport.

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the chubby war?"

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