Wednesday, 22 June 2011

284. Hairdressers VIII - (X rated...)

Customer 1 (70) to Stylist:  I do love your wavy hair, wish mine wasn't so straight...

Stylist:  You should see it when it's wet, I look like a poodle.

Proprietor:  ...and that's the polite version.

(laughter in the salon)

Stylist:  Thanks a lot - are you saying it looks like pubic hair when it's wet?

Customer 2 (40):  Except there's some pubic hair that's sort of straight, isn't there?

Customer 1:  Oh surely, it couldn't would hang down to your knees, wouldn't it?


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