Customer 1 (70) to Stylist: I do love your wavy hair, wish mine wasn't so straight...
Stylist: You should see it when it's wet, I look like a poodle.
Proprietor: ...and that's the polite version.
(laughter in the salon)
Stylist: Thanks a lot - are you saying it looks like pubic hair when it's wet?
Customer 2 (40): Except there's some pubic hair that's sort of straight, isn't there?
Customer 1: Oh surely, it couldn't possibly...it would hang down to your knees, wouldn't it?