Check-in Hostess (22): Are you carrying any metal objects in your cabin baggage?
Jeremy, Company Chairman (58), with a group of customers off to the Continent on a jolly, making sure they can hear him: Only a Kalashnikov and a couple of hand grenades.
Check-in Hostess (stony): Sir, will you stand over there please and await instructions. Security, calling Security. Strip search required.
(And they did too...)