My memory is going. I brush my teeth, and then 10 minutes later I go back and have to feel the toothbrush. Is it wet? Did I just brush them?
The series of Grumpy Old Quotes comes from "More Wrinklies' Wit & Wisdom", Compiled by Allison Vale and Alison Rattle, ISBN -13: 978-1-86200-331-6, published in 2006 by SevenOaks, which I thoroughly recommend.