Monday, 26 August 2013

1048. Christmas spirit

Skinny bloke (22):  Wot you doin’ for Christmas den?
Skinnier bloke (20):   Nothin’ cause we’re Jewish, see
Skinny bloke:  So wossat gotta do with it?
Skinnier bloke:  Cos’ we don’t believe in Jesus.
Skinny bloke:  Wossat gotta do with it? In my house they’re all atheists, and we celebrate Santa Clause, not Jesus.
Gustavo’s comment:  There’s always a reason for raising a glass... 
(With thanks to Gustavo.  This was loosely translated from Gustavo's eavesdropping blog Blogudeces de la Vida Cotidiana)

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