Skinny bloke (22): Wot you doin’ for Christmas den?
Skinnier bloke (20): Nothin’ cause we’re Jewish, see
Skinny bloke: So wossat gotta do with it?
Skinnier bloke: Cos’ we don’t believe in Jesus.
Skinny bloke: Wossat gotta do with it? In my house they’re all atheists, and we celebrate Santa Clause, not Jesus.
Gustavo’s comment: There’s always a reason for raising a glass...
-oOo-(With thanks to Gustavo. This was loosely translated from Gustavo's eavesdropping blog Blogudeces de la Vida Cotidiana)