Work colleague (female, 52): ... so that’s how it works with men. If they give you a pair of shoes it means they want to have sex with you.
Gustavo (male, 45): Aaaah – and if they give you a pack of condoms, does that mean they want to go for a walk?
(Gustavo’s comment: I’m just been logical)
(With thanks to Gustavo. This was VERY loosely translated from Gustavo's eavesdropping blog Blogudeces de la Vida Cotidiana)