Wednesday, 4 July 2012

655. With friends like this who needs enemies...

Young woman (30):  I don't know what it is about Ceci, she complicates everything.  He's either too short or too tall, he works too hard or he doesn't work enough, he's unattractive...  her relationships never last.  It's not as if she's Miss Universe herself... she's five years older than I am, and if you're forty and single, you've had it...

Young man (25):  Just as well she's your buddy then.

Young woman:  She may be my buddy, but one has to be realistic.

(Gustavo's comment:  As my granny Aititi would say, I'm not mean, I'm just a realist.)

Loosely translated from Blogudeces de la Vida Cotidiana, with thanks to Gustavo.


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