Wednesday 20 June 2012

643. Cat Dictionary Series (35)

Woman:  Come here Rustykins, I need to give you your insulin injection, there's a good boy.  Would you like a bowl of milk so you don't notice I'm jabbing you?   Mmmm, nice milk, here it is.  Jump up on the stool to have it, so I can reach you better...

Rusty(eyeing the needle but gazing longingly at the bowl on the stool)  Don't you get near me with that needle, you awful woman.  I know your sadistic games.  I'll just check that really IS milk.   Mmm, well go on then, if you're quick...

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