Gustavo (38): So are you still climbing on the table to clean the ceiling fan?
Aititi (81) : (Indignantly) No of course not. These days I climb on the chair and have a go at it with the feather duster.
(Gustavo's comment: Aititi is brilliant... with her new hip and the same bad habits... if the end of the world was nigh nobody need worry, she'd survive and clean everything.)
Loosely translated from Blogudeces de la Vida Cotidiana, with thanks to Gustavo.