140. All-time Favourite Jokes Series – Transcription of Air Traffic Control Chatter (5 of 12)

Scene:  A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.

San José Control Tower:  "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. (Pause)…If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

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