Morning Ritual
Scene: It’s 6 a.m., the couple are blissfully asleep – the alarm won’t go off for another hour. Suddenly the peace is shattered by the sound of claws being sharpened on the side of the mattress, which vibrates with the treatment.
Scene: It’s 6 a.m., the couple are blissfully asleep – the alarm won’t go off for another hour. Suddenly the peace is shattered by the sound of claws being sharpened on the side of the mattress, which vibrates with the treatment.
Translation: Wakey wakey… I need a pee. (They know I don’t like the litter tray first thing in the morning. And I don’t want her, she expects me to use the catflap. He’ll get up and open the back door if I carry on for a while.)
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