Scene: Hospital-based doctors who specialise in urology often own or have on permanent loan, male and female latex prosthetic lower torsos for training purposes… or they know where to find them. These unlovely but expensive dummies are essential for teaching students the rudiments of inserting urinary catheters before they are let loose on real patients. From time to time they get borrowed anonymously, a cause of singular annoyance...
Consultant Urological Surgeon (male, 38) in a high temper, striding down the corridor and shouting at near the top of his voice, to the stunned amazement of those lining the way:
Where’s my rubber arse? Where the hell’s my rubber arse?
-oOo-
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