Unlike most women of my generation I do love computers, but I get terribly angry when it freezes - you know - it freezes and sends you messages saying you have committed an illegal action. Sorry, I'm sitting here minding my own business. I have done nothing wrong. It's you that has frozen. Something has gone wrong in your innards. How DARE you blame me?
Sheila Hancock (Grumpy Old Women)
The series of Grumpy Old Quotes comes from "More Wrinklies' Wit & Wisdom", Compiled by Allison Vale and Alison Rattle, ISBN -13: 978-1-86200-331-6, published in 2006 by SevenOaks, which I thoroughly recommend.