Background: A little boy doing his maths homework
Little Boy: (to himself) Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven; three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine….
Mother: (horrified) What are you doing?
Little Boy: Maths homework
Mother: And is this the way your teacher taught you to do it?
Little Boy: Yep
(Next day mother visited the teacher)
Mother: What are you teaching my son in maths right now?
Teacher: We’re doing addition at the moment.
Mother: Would you explain to me why you’re teaching them to say “two plus two, the son of a bitch is four”?
Teacher: (trying not to laugh) What I’ve taught them to say is “two plus two, the sum of which is four"....