Thursday, 7 April 2011

211. Word Wobble (17)

Daughter just back from kindergarden (5):  Dad what’s a penis?

Dad: (uncertainly)  Well…. You know how little boys have a widdle… have you ever seen a little boy having a widdle?

Daughter:  Yes… (puzzled)

Dad:  So what he wees out of is his penis….

Daughter: …Oh… then why did they say at school that we can’t have singing lessons without the penis?  Mrs Proctor plays the piano but she wasn’t there today.  But I don’t think she wees like little boys…?


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