Daughter just back from kindergarden (5): Dad what’s a penis?
Dad: (uncertainly) Well…. You know how little boys have a widdle… have you ever seen a little boy having a widdle?
Daughter: Yes… (puzzled)
Dad: So what he wees out of is his penis….
Daughter: …Oh… then why did they say at school that we can’t have singing lessons without the penis? Mrs Proctor plays the piano but she wasn’t there today. But I don’t think she wees like little boys…?
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