Chavette (23): Yeh, my friend came round and I mixed her a cocktail – a mosquito.
Chav (23): And what’s that then?
Chavette: Rhum and mint, you know, the herb...
Chav: That’s a mojito, not a mosquito…
Chavette: Well, anyway, she drank it.
(Gustavo’s comment: Mojito brain…)
Loosely translated from Blogudeces de la Vida Cotidiana, with thanks to Gustavo.