Saturday, 2 March 2013

890. Grumpy Old Quotes (14)

In my next life I'm going to come back as a former good-looking, now quite fat and plain 50-year-old man, who's just been sadly widowed or divorced, and I would go to the country and I would clean up.  I would get a bonk every night of the week.

Jilly Cooper, Grumpy Old Women

The series of Grumpy Old Quotes comes from "More Wrinklies' Wit & Wisdom", Compiled by Allison Vale and Alison Rattle, ISBN -13: 978-1-86200-331-6, published in 2006 by SevenOaks, which I thoroughly recommend.

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