Wednesday, 6 February 2013

869. Answers to Hecklers (13)

Heckler:  "Tell us a joke".

Dan Antopolski:  "Your mum fell into some cheese sandwiches, and she got covered in cheese.  Absolutely covered in it.  She stank of cheese.  And hundreds of mice came from miles around, drawn to her by the smell of cheese.  She was covered in mice.  Overcome by them.  But she was glad of the company, because YOU NEVER CALL."


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