Overheard at a Bristol Hospital, at the WRVS shop in Orthopaedics Department:
Man (50's): (In wheelchair, talking to the lady who is making him a cup of coffee)
Left me leg behind in a supermarket car park the other day, look.
Lady at the till (70): That was careless of you... how did you do that then?
Man: Well I was with me son and when we got to the doctors I says to 'im - "Where's me leg?"
- "Ooh" 'e says, "I think it got left in the black bag with your other stuff in the trolley, look."
So 'e 'ad to go back an' geddit. I told 'im, I says "I can't be doin' without me leg."
Young people these days, they don't have the sense they're born with.
Lady at the till: I know what you mean.