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Thursday 15 November 2012

788. Comebacks (9)

Man: I know how to "please" a woman...

Woman: Really? then "please" leave me alone.

-oOo-

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The inspiration for this blog came initially from one written in Spanish ("Blogudeces de la vida cotidiana") by Gustavo, a blogger from Argentina. I'm delighted he considers this blog to be the "English Cousin" to his. I also include stories and anecdotes when I have no eavesdroppings to report. All pictures are mine unless otherwise stated. If you would like to contribute your own eavesdroppings for inclusion here, please e-mail me on lonicera53@yahoo.com.

...................QUIRKY CORNER

(41) "Have you taken it yet? This hat's a bit heavy..." (Allie, Bristol, late 90s)

(40) No, dont't! (from the internet)

(39) Nah... they're not fat enough yet... (Mollie, Patagonia)

(38) Street in Bath

(37) Former pub sign on Tewkesbury High Street, fortunately retained by the estate agents

(36) "Yes, but does it SUIT me?" (Mollie, Patagonia, 2008)

(35) From the internet

(34) Borrowed from the internet

(33) Borrowed from the internet

The Oven Bird, Part Three

(32) The resourcefulness of the ovenbird - see context pic below (also by Ramón Minieri)

The Oven Bird, Part Two

(31) Statue in Bahía Blanca, Argentina. Another high rise home for the oven bird (picture by Ramón Minieri)

The Oven Bird, Part One

(30) Statue of Garibaldi in Bahía Blanca, Argentina. His hat is also the home of an enterprising oven bird who wasn't afraid of heights...

(29) "I'm going to get that mouse if it's the last thing I do... " (Tomi and Mollie, Patagonia, Argentina, 2008)

(28) "So what have I done with my spectacles?" (Railway station, Maquinchao, Patagonia, Argentina)

(27) A "4x4" in Maquinchao, Patagonia, Argentina - 2008...

(26) Our daily bread... (Mollie, Patagonia, Argentina)

(25) Icicle Bicycle (internet)

(24) (Scanned from a greeting card)

(23) Never mind the dog... (from the internet)

(22) Um...road sign?

(21) Street in St Ives, Cornwall.

(20) "The Shy Photographer" (entry in Backwell Camera Club Competition, theme "Bucket") Taken in Weston-super-Mare, obliging model is John.

(19) Warning: very heavy Christmas trees (Fuerteventura, Canary Islands)

(18) Translation from Spanish: "Special Offer - one free book for every 3 pairs of briefs purchased". (Guadalajara, Mexico, borrowed from "Prohibido Fijar Carteles" blog, with thanks. Click on image for link)

(17) Sign on sea front, St Ives, Cornwall

(16) Road sign (borrowed from Freaky Humor blog, with thanks - click on picture)

(15) Downtown shopping..... (picture borrowed from the internet)

(14) Street in Valencia, Spain (translation = Hens' St)

(13) Did whoever decided on the website address for On Demand Solutions know what they were doing? (Bristol)

(12) Reading Prohibited (Weston-super-Mare)

(11) I'm only here to buy a postcard... (Lyme Regis)

(10) A street in St Ives, Cornwall, UK

(9) Missed the train? (El Cotillo, Fuerteventura)

(8) Borrowed from "Prohibido Fijar Carteles" blog, with thanks. Taken in Washington DC (click on photo for link)

(7) Known as the Mitsubishi Montero in Spanish speaking countries, and no wonder... (near Norwich)

(6) A hand sandwich... (Fuerteventura)

(5) Mollie and the art of camouflage (Patagonia)

(4) Borrowed from "Prohibido Fijar Carteles" blog, with thanks (click on photo for link)

(3) Purveyors of boots, King's Road, Chelsea, London (with thanks to Liz for the pic)

(2) A street in St Ives, Cornwall, UK

(1) In the doghouse (Tewkesbury) (The obliging model: my partner John)

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