Scene: Night time. The couple have just dropped off, but are awakened by the sound of a cat (Rusty) jumping up on the dressing table and blundering about, knocking items off. He knows this sends the woman absolutely mental. Sure enough, she jumps out of bed exclaiming “that bloody cat is on the dressing table again – I’ve told him off so many times. Why does he still do it?”
Translation: Because I can (doh…)
(PS: ... and I'm wide awake 'cos I've been sleeping all day)
(PPS: ...and I'm bored)
(PPPS: ...and I want attention)
(PS: ... and I'm wide awake 'cos I've been sleeping all day)
(PPS: ...and I'm bored)
(PPPS: ...and I want attention)
-oOo-
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