Brat (female, 13): Ma, what’s the internet password?
Brat’s mother (35): Cecilia one, but I thought WiFi was for home only?
Brat: For goodness sake Ma, you don’t know anything. The internet is everywhere.
Brat’s mother: Aaah – I thought the password was for home only, sorry...
Brat: And anyway you’ve given me the wrong one because it won’t work.
Brat’s mother: Try Cecilia without the one.
Gustavo’s comment: Just for the record, in case you live next door to a mother who thinks her daughter knows everything but doesn’t really, the password was Cecilia1.
Loosely translated from Blogudeces de la Vida Cotidiana, with thanks to Gustavo.