Young Miss (26): Hi love!
Young Sir's voice clearly heard: Hello baby, will you give me another blow.job tonight then?
Young Miss: Stop STOOOOP!!! I've left the hands-free on and I'm on the bus!
(Gustavo's comment: Hands free, mouth busy)
Detail: Don't know why, she got off at the next stop...
(Very!) loosely translated from Blogudeces de la Vida Cotidiana, with thanks to Gustavo.