Daughter (11): In your opinion was Einstein a genius?
Gustavo (38): He was very clever...
Daughter: Yes, but he couldn't do arabic dancing, or play golf.
Gustavo: Well, one can't know everything, but he knew a lot in his field...
Daughter: Ah, he had a field, did he?
Gustavo: No my love, his field, it's as if to say his subject, his speciality (gives her a kiss)
Daughter: Why are you kissing me?
Gustavo: Better than cuffing you...
Daughter: Pa, I'm serious.
Gustavo: So am I.
(Gustavo's comment: Einstein grew soya in his field)
(Loosely translated from Blogudeces de la Vida Cotidiana, with thanks to Gustavo.)