We say: Hrrrmph! Cough! Cough! Hrrmph! Excuse me, tickle in throat...
We mean: I'll bet they can't tell I've just farted. They'll never know the noises were coming from both ends...
What it says about us: And if I need to scratch my b******s later I'll pretend I'm adjusting my clothing.
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