A New Jersey congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations. "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York."
I was at a loss for words. Finally I said "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"
"Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the man.
After some searching, I came back with "I'm sorry sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere."
The man retorted "Oh don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!"
So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered - "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?"
The reply: "Whatever! I knew it was a big animal."
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