Saturday 6 August 2011

328. Concrete doesn't need watering...

Where:  Overheard, walking down the hospital main corridor.
Who:     Two men from the Estates Department

Estate man 1 (50’s):  My jasmine is coming up lovely, gorgeous.  It’s this high and this wide, and the perfume!  Superb.  Last year no flowers at all, this year it’s bursting out all over.  Lovely.

Estate man 2 (40’s):  Mmm.  I thought you were saying the other week that you’re taking up the lawn??

Estate man 1:  Oh yeah I’m taking it up in the autumn, don’t want lawn.

Estate man 2:  So your jasmine will have gravel around it then?

Estate man 1:  Oh no, that’ll go as well.  I prefer concrete really.

Estate man 2:  Ooh ah, I’m with you.

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