Him (60): Why did you burst through the door like that? You made me start and you scared the hell out of the cat….
Her (58): Well I didn’t know it was the cat you were talking to, I thought it was the cook …
Him: Have you forgotten it’s the cook’s day off? And anyway, what was I saying? ..... Come on, tell me, I can’t remember.
Her: (very reluctantly) You were saying she had a lovely little tummy and you wanted to tickle it…
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