Monday, 3 January 2011

117. Cat Dictionary Series (16)

Scene:  Cat is in litter tray, located in conservatory.  Sounds of much scratching and shovelling.  Grit starts to fly out onto the floor of the conservatory, to the couple’s alarm.  Her: “Look at the mess he’s making, for goodness sake.”  Him:  “The litter needs changing doesn’t it?  When did we last do it?”  Her:  (Sigh)  “You’re right, better do it now I suppose.”

Translation:  Hey you lazy alpha male and female.  This is to let you know the litter needs changing.

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