621. Questions & Answers on an Australian tourism Website (8)

Q:  Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule?  (USA)

A:  Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-ma-ny, which is...  Oh forget it.  Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races.  Come naked.

-oOo-