Woman: Ooh Banjo you're such a sweetheart, come here for a cuddle...such a HANDSOME pussycat...aren't you purring loudly...love the way you head-butt my hand...my special cat... (sigh) I ought to be cooking dinner...that's why I came into the kitchen you see...
Banjo: Mmm. So why do you think I came into the kitchen after you??
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