Female Client, long blond hair, scrutinising a hair-styling magazine (40): Mmm – let me see… yes, I think I’d like that style please. But without the flowers in it, mind.
Stylist, female (35): (puzzled tone) Uh, right….
Blond Client: …and the colour… well, I’d say like Gordon Ramsay’s…
Stylist: (even more puzzled tone) Uh, riiiiiight……..
Blond Client: And I don’t want my hair over-conditioned.
A couple of hours’ later, after she’s departed.
Hair salon proprietor, male (38): She was three sheets to the wind, that one. Best advertisement for banning all-day drinking I’ve ever seen…
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