Woman: Look John, look at Banjo the way he's looking up at me with those big melting green eyes. Isn't he simply gorgeous? Come Banjo, do you want to get on the sofa with us? Come and sit in the middle (pats the cushion).
Banjo: You're sitting in MY seat. Do you think cats make eye contact to be soppy? Get out of MY seat... NOW!!
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