Woman: Come here Rustykins, I need to give you your insulin injection, there's a good boy. Would you like a bowl of milk so you don't notice I'm jabbing you? Mmmm, nice milk, here it is. Jump up on the stool to have it, so I can reach you better...
Rusty: (eyeing the needle but gazing longingly at the bowl on the stool) Don't you get near me with that needle, you awful woman. I know your sadistic games. I'll just check that really IS milk. Mmm, well go on then, if you're quick...
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