Scene: Aged Aunt Winnie comes for tea. She heaves herself gratefully into an armchair and greets the little girl standing in front of her.
Little girl (5): Hello Auntie Willy.
Aunt Winnie (80): Well hello – are you going to give me a kiss?
Little girl: Auntie Willie you’ve got “whickers”. (Gasp from mother in the background)
Auntie Winnie: Yes my dear, and when you’re my age you’ll have “whickers” too.
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