317. I'll have gravy, but I'm not having sauce

Scene:  Old Peoples Home

Supervisor:  What now Sid - aren't you having your roast beef?  It's our special on a Sunday...

Sid (80):  They said this is sauce, and that it's got wine in it.  They've ruined it.

Supervisor:  It sounds delicious.  What's wrong with that?

Sid:  It ain't gravy, I'm not eating no foreign muck

(Sound of Supervisor tearing her hair out)

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