Customer 1: How’s your brother the Canon?
Stylist: Actually he’ll be a bishop shortly – being ordained in Westminster Abbey. The whole family are going to be there, there’ll be a special lunch at Lambeth Palace…
Customer 2: Wow, what a fabulous occasion. Are you looking forward to it?
Stylist: Oh yes. We’ll all be on our best behaviour…
Salon proprietor: You’ve got to keep your mouth shut, you mean…
Customer 1: (disbelieving) Have you been told to….???
Stylist: They’d better not, or at lunch I’ll be updating them all on Eastenders and Corrie Street, you see if I don’t…
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