A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
Teacher: How do you know that the cat was dead?
Pupil: Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move.
Teacher: You did WHAT?
Pupil: (Uncertainly) I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move...
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