Scene: A tough scrabble battle is going on, being played by Elsie (75), Grace (65) and Sue (60). Elsie decides to take remedial action…
Elsie (75): Well, this is it folks, I’m going to pull a wanker…
Sue (60): er…you mean a flanker?
Elsie (75): Why? What’s a wanker then?
Sue (60): It ...er... means someone who masturbates....
Grace (65): And what does that mean?
With thanks to Sue, who has only just recovered from this exchange.
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